I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
whose parrot is this?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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