super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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