Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
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