I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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