Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
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dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
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Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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