I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
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He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
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We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Randomize