You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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