i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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