How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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