he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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