I wish I only lived at night.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
