Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
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I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
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Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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