Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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