In the future we'll all be gay
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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