Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
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Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
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Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
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