please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
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hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
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i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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