did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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