I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
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she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
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I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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