people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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