You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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