Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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