I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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