so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
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who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
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I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
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