problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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