Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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