Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
He passed out mid-signature
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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