I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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