doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Can Purell be used as lube?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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