Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
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How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
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Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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