Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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