So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
