it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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