So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I got inside last night via doggy door
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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