why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
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I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
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Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
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