i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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