so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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