You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
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He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
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I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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