i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
you didnt know i had herpes?
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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