there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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