So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I'm like, not good at living.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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