So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
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Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
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And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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