I just saw a hot homeless man
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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