i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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