Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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