yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
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thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
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Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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