Sry I called you an 8
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
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My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
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Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
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