yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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