Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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