just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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