Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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