We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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