i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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