Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
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