is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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